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Resumes on file

Name: John Konbini
Employee ID: JK-000
Role: Dutiful CEO


The definite enigma of Konbini. Rarely seen. Only heard (through our lacking paychecks)

Name: Cora Velorum
Employee ID: CV-001
Role: Unidentifiable Alien


A pink alien from space, how the **** is she running a convenience store?

Name: Mami Maiolica
Employee ID: MM-002
Role: Wind-Up Secretary


Wind-Up Doll found in the basement?- That's a hentai if I've ever seen one...

Name: Hoshi Sorano
Employee ID: HS-003
Role: Melodic Magpie


Once upon a time, a bird flew into a window and got trapped in a Konbini

Name: Asa Mitsuki
Employee ID: AM-004
Role: Just A Guytm


God, he won't fucking leave. Did he get fired or something?

Name: Rius Isonder
Employee ID: RI-005
Role: Triton Bard


Latest victim of John's aggressive hiring scheme. But hey at least now the store radio plays good music.

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Konbini Resumes

Unidentifiable pink alien

Cora velorum

Executive Summary

Assistant Manager to the Konbini. Is angry Reiner Braun isn't real so she searches solar systems for a universe where he exists happily… will leave Konbini when found.


Experience


Skills

AOT / Themed Karaoke / Extreme Chaoticism


Behavior Notes (?)

  • Has jelly-like companions called plinkallites

  • Enjoys taste of crayons

  • Easily distracted by fictional men

Resumes on file

Konbini Resumes

Mami maiolica

Executive Summary

Sweet secretary of the Konbini. Clumsy, scuffed, has doxxed herself on accident... who put her in charge of our sensitive documents again?


Experience


Skills

Themed Zatsu / Study Stream / Unseiso Behavior


Behavior Notes (?)

  • Will take apart furniture and put it back together (badly)

  • Has a doujin list in the back of her folder

Resumes on file

Konbini Resumes

Hoshi Sorano

Executive Summary

Security Guard of Konbini... Tends to fall asleep in the surveillance room but at least she's learning? Also fell asleep writing her job application.


Experience


Skills

Cover Releases / Language Stream / honkshimimi


Behavior Notes (?)

  • Short term memory

  • Very short term memory

  • OKAY. bird brained.

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Konbini Resumes

Asa Mitsuki

Executive Summary

A recently laid-off business man. John thought he could be a good successor but... yeah.


Experience


Skills

Making Money / Getting Paid / Stacking Paper


Behavior Notes (?)

  • APPRECIATES A GOOD SPREADSHEET

  • HAS TOO MANY TIES

  • KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE

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Konbini Resumes

Rius Isonder

Executive Summary

Konbini's new part time Janitor and part time Music Man. Turns out John dumped the rest of those hiring posters right into his mailbox.


Experience


Skills

Music Man / Janitor / League of Legends


Behavior Notes (?)

  • ONLY PERSON YET TO BURN DOWN KONBINI

  • BLEW UP CORA'S SPACE SHIP TWICE

  • KOREAN

Resumes on file